Tuesday, November 18, 2008

McCain: I Voted For Obama

In an exclusive fake interview with The Edwards Report, Sen. John McCain admitted he voted for his rival, President-elect Barack Obama.  "My friends, I've always been a maverick.  How can you get more maverick than voting for your opponent?"  McCain went on to assail Gov. Sarah Palin as too conservative and inexperienced to be vice president, in what some consider an attempt to win back his media base before running for president again in 2012 at the age of 109.  McCain had to leave the interview early in order to mow the lawns of the entire New York Times editorial board.

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