Edwardsreport.com Forced To Apologize

On the heels of the Michael Phelps marijuana scandal, the amateur, right wing, satirical blogging community was rocked Thursday when a photo of the Edwardsreport.com surfaced showing the website engaged in a wild party, possibly destroying the reputation of the wholesome, family friendly blog.  In the picture, you can clearly see the blog cavorting with five hookers, three midgets, and a donkey while a kilo of cocaine, a bottle of the horse tranquilizer Ketamine, and a vial of human adrenal gland can be spotted in the background.  When contacted for comment, Edwardsreport.com responded by apologizing, claiming it would never happen again, before leaving to pick up Amy Winehouse for a party at Kid Rock's mansion.

Kid Rock Launches New Line Of Apparel

The fashion world was rocked yesterday when rock and rap superstar Kid Rock announced he was starting his own line of apparel to be sold exclusively through Wal-Mart. The rocker is personally designing his own collection of wife beaters, contributing in every phase of production. "From beginning to end, this is a Kid Rock product," he said in between puffs on a Newport cigarette. "I really want a classy wife beater, ya know, something that says I may slap my bitch down but that don't mean I don't know how to properly tip a stripper or dispose of a used joint." Mr. Rock announced that those who buy a twenty pack of his wife beaters will be presented with a miniature replica of an IROC-Z and an autographed, rolled-up one dollar bill.