The fashion world was rocked yesterday when rock and rap superstar Kid Rock announced he was starting his own line of apparel to be sold exclusively through Wal-Mart. The rocker is personally designing his own collection of wife beaters, contributing in every phase of production. "From beginning to end, this is a Kid Rock product," he said in between puffs on a Newport cigarette. "I really want a classy wife beater, ya know, something that says I may slap my bitch down but that don't mean I don't know how to properly tip a stripper or dispose of a used joint." Mr. Rock announced that those who buy a twenty pack of his wife beaters will be presented with a miniature replica of an IROC-Z and an autographed, rolled-up one dollar bill.
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