Edwardsreport.com Forced To Apologize

On the heels of the Michael Phelps marijuana scandal, the amateur, right wing, satirical blogging community was rocked Thursday when a photo of the Edwardsreport.com surfaced showing the website engaged in a wild party, possibly destroying the reputation of the wholesome, family friendly blog.  In the picture, you can clearly see the blog cavorting with five hookers, three midgets, and a donkey while a kilo of cocaine, a bottle of the horse tranquilizer Ketamine, and a vial of human adrenal gland can be spotted in the background.  When contacted for comment, Edwardsreport.com responded by apologizing, claiming it would never happen again, before leaving to pick up Amy Winehouse for a party at Kid Rock's mansion.

Edwards Report Seeks Government Bailout

Press Release
September 25, 2008

In these financially perilous times, The Edwards Report is seeking a government bailout to bring back the website's credit liquidity.  A combination of college loan debt, failed investments in Air America, and a bar tab that would make Norm Peterson proud have caused our credit to freeze.  The Edwards Report is asking for a bailout in order to avoid catastrophic consequences among the producers of Maker's Mark, Macanudo cigars, beef jerky and Maxim magazine.  In fact, the producers of The Edwards Report themselves could face catastrophic consequences if their bookie is not paid off as well.  The website is asking that both Sens. Obama and McCain suspend their campaigns until this issue is addressed.