News In Brief
*It was announced today that popular singer Fergie will be posing nude for Playgirl magazine, surprising a small portion of the public who thought Fergie was a woman.
*The White House revealed yesterday that actor Christian Bale has been hired as an assistant to White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.
*The Edwards Report, struggling to make ends meet in the current economic crisis, will begin manufacturing pillows in the shape of Scarlett Johansson's bosom in order to increase revenue and to ensure getting to bed at a decent hour.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
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And you call yourself a Red Eye fan. Playgirl went to an online-only publication last year because of dropping ad revenues. They had the former Editor In-Chief on the show. Which you would have known ... had you NOT been worse ... than ... Hitler.
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