Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Miley Cyrus Enters Rehab

The world community was rocked today when it was announced that tween music and television star Miley Cyrus had entered rehab.  The move was a declared a "preemptive strike," as Cyrus has yet to start drinking or doing drugs. But the move was considered necessary to avoid the fate of other young, female stars such as Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and one (or maybe both) of the Olsen twins.  Cyrus' father, Billy Ray Cyrus, the first openly gay country music star, was quoted as saying, "We consider this the best path to avoid seeing pictures in the National Enquirer of Miley crashing her car after a night of partying or doing a line of blow off of Charlie Sheen."  Cyrus is expected to begin drinking and doing drugs as soon as she is released from rehab.

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