New York, NY – A source inside CNBC News leaked a private memo on Friday meant for top management at Morgan Stanley. The document outlines segments predicted to grow rapidly as congress moves to nationalize additional private industry.
Here is an excerpt from the list:
1. PAPER: specifically the kind used to print US Currency and notices terminating employment.
2. OPOSSUM SEASONING.
3. RED INK.
4. KIDNEY BROKERAGES.
5. RELIGION.
6. OBAMA LOGO MERCHANDISE: Still hot.
7. STAB INSURANCE.
8. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY INVOLVING THE NUMBER ZERO.
9. 2-PLY TO 1-PLY TOILET PAPER SEPARATING DEVICES.
10. PUBLISHING RIGHTS TO 'QUOTATIONS FROM CHAIRMAN MAO.'
Friday, February 20, 2009
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