Monday, February 23, 2009

Unfortunate Facebook Updates

Harold says look for me tonight on To Catch A Predator.

Vicki is at the Planned Parenthood clinic.  Again.

Barack is missing Larry.

Sully is enjoying happy hour at Bareback Willie's.

Sherri hopes her herpes doesn't flare up before her blind date.

Pablo just cut this shit.

Bob says his pet baboon was a bad boy and needs to be punished, so he is spanking his monkey.

Ahmed is, Praise Allah, strapping on the bomb now.

Barack is missing Larry, and waiting on Pablo.

Bob is watching Countdown with Keith Olbermann.

Laura is leaving FB for Myspace.

Chris says I'm sorry, but that Umbrella-ella-ella song drove me nuts.

Barack is missing Larry, and trying to find a straw.

Jenny is Whoa! What a heavy flow!

Cletus is off to the cleaners to pick up his robe for the rally tonight.

Kyle is liking the escort selection tonight on Craigslist.

Toby is really digging midget tranny with goats porn.

Barack is missing Larry, and says this shit was cut.

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