Top 7 Reasons Obama Is A Celebrity

The controversy continues to boil around the McCain ad that labels Sen. Obama a celebrity with pictures of Britney and Paris in the background. Here are my top reasons Barack is a celebrity:

1) His students labeled themselves his "groupies."

2) He draws enormous crowds of obsessive, lonely, creepy fans.

3) On his way to a nightclub, he was once caught by the paparazzi getting out of his limo in a miniskirt sans panties.

4) He is eloquent onscreen, but is not quite as articulate without a script.

5) He preaches sacrifices for the environment while being whisked around in SUVs and private planes.

6) Page Six once claimed he was canoodling (in this case, the word means emailing) with Scarlett Johansson.

7) Did blow.