And Now An Important Message

Monday, Sen. John McCain, after having a spot on his face removed, said “… I want to again urge all Americans to wear sunscreen, particularly this summer, stay out of the sun as much as possible, wear sunscreen …” Late this week he is expected to remind every American of the importance of flossing every day. Earlier today Sen. Barack Obama admonished Americans to keep their tires properly inflated. In August, he will instruct all of us that not washing behind our ears is unsanitary and disappointing to all of our moms. After the conventions, both candidates are expected to unite together to educate Americans on the importance of breathing.