Grand Junction, CO. - Campaign staffers and volunteers went without their mid-day meal today when Barack Obama answered the question, "Pizza or Chinese?" with "present."
Confused and hungry workers took The One's decision with quiet dignity, which was later drowned-out by the roar of empty stomachs.
"He knows what's best," said Obama's traveling pedicurist, the visibly weakened and slightly dehydrated Justin Edwards (no relation to The Edwards Report).
Two diabetic volunteers were buried before sunset in compliance with Muslim law.
A like question about lunch preference by the McCain camp was answered by Sarah Palin who simply excused herself from the table and returned seven minutes later to drop a freshly dressed caribou carcass on the conference table.
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