Friday, September 05, 2008

Gore: Recent Hot Weather Result Of Global Warming

Former Vice President Albert Gore claimed yesterday that the recent spate of hot weather was a result of global warming. "All across America, we have seen temperatures rise in the last few months," he said. "Anyone who denies this is global warming is obviously akin to Charles Manson, Adolph Hitler, or, even worse, Rush Limbaugh." There was no reaction from anyone in the entire country, as they were all enjoying the summer weather. In other weather news, Sen. Obama has recommended using diplomacy to stop Fay from becoming a hurricane. If that doesn't work, he will simply hold out his hand in a stop gesture, which is expected to cause the potential hurricane to dissipate immediately.

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