Survey: Smoking Still Cool

Despite an enormous anti-smoking campaign involving hundreds of millions of dollars, a recent survey of 15-30 year olds found that smoking is still cool. In fact, data from the survey shows that the coolness of smoking increases as the government spends more money and imposes more regulations against smoking. In related news, a just released scientific study has found that the anti-smoking campaign focusing on the addictive properties of tobacco did not decrease the number of new smokers, but did discourage current smokers from trying to quit.