Friday, September 05, 2008

Hilton Accuses McCain of Plagiarism

Yesterday, famed socialite Paris Hilton rocked the political world with allegations of plagiarism against presumed Republican nominee John McCain. Ms. Hilton claimed that McCain appropriated his energy policy from her without acknowledging authorship. She said that "Drill Here, Drill Now" had been her dating policy since she was 15, and requested McCain either giver her credit or change his policy.

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