A Man of the People
In order to better address the concerns of the American people about the state of the economy, Democrat presidential candidate Barack Obama is set to make a major speech on the subject this afternoon. Obama will discuss his plan for helping the average American at a $28,500 per person fundraiser in the economically depressed region of Hollywood. Obama's speech will include attacks on Republican presidential candidate John McCain for being out of touch and a call for a federal investigation into the high price of organic, locally grown arugula at Whole Foods. In a disappointment to supporters, he will not be tackling the difficult issue of the availability of free range chicken or edamame.
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