The Edwards Report: Keith & Anderson's First Date

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The Edwards Report

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Scott Edwards, Editor

Mr. Edwards, a longtime observer of politics, Lawrence Welk reruns, and the Victoria’s Secret catalog, has a real job besides blogging about politics, pop culture, and the latest fashions. In addition to being the chairman and founder of The Republican Party Animals: The Drinking, Smoking, Cussing Wing of the GOP (http://www.partyontheright.com) he is also a successful author who has written under the noms de plume Agatha Christie, Oscar Wilde, and Shakespeare. He thinks he's clever by making obscure pop culture references. He reads too many liberal newspapers, and thus drinks heavily. He eats raw steak and drinks Jack Daniels for breakfast. He hates children, animals, and cuddling, and is surprisingly still single. He holds a bachelors degree in political science, or as he calls it, a BS in BS. He has frequently been praised for having the racial sensitivity of Don Imus, the moral rectitude of Larry Flynt, and the communication skills of a young Helen Keller.

Stacy Emerson, Assistant Editor

Ms. Emerson started her career serving drinks in the champagne room. She quickly worked her way up to Assistant Editor for a major online publication. Now she works for this website. While she still enjoys taking sweaty dollar bills from drunk, desperate men, she prefers to do it online. She was also the inspiration for Flashdance.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Keith & Anderson's First Date

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